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I'm cruising Southend seafront, in a modded Escort, listening to Essex fm. I think I can safely say that Kansas has gone bye-bye.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I really wish you hadn't used the word 'cruising' ...
I'd just like to point out that I was a cruisee in this situation, and not the cruiser per se. Does that help any?
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No!
How about if I mention that it was all against my better judgement?
I can believe that.

(Are you aware of the meaning of cruising that Stewart is referring to?)
Stewart?

I'm aware of the meaning of cruising that involves several thousand people driving loudly up and down Southend seafront, occasionally having drag-style races, in machines extensively modified and looking not unlike this:


*slaps head*

I meant Ban.

And that's not quite what he's getting at...
Would it be very painful for you to spell his name properly?

I'm choosing to ignore what I suspect you might be getting at. :-p
I've taken to calling him Bon-bon now.

He doesn't like it :)
Don't call me that.

And I'm not sure what disturbs me more, now: Niall cruising or the colour of that God-awful car. :P
the colour of that God-awful car

You can't really tell in that photo, but it's sparkly!
... Are you on a mission to make everything worse?
Yes. A mission FROM GOD.
It's 106 miles to Southend, we've got a tank full of gas, half a pack of DVDs from an unnamed speculative fiction series, it's dark, and we're wearing boy-racer baseball caps.

Hit it.


"Shit."
"What?"
"Rollers."
"No."
"Yep."
"Shit."
"I hate Illinois Nazis."
We would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinios' law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here at the Place Hotel Ballroom at this time. We certainly hope you all enjoy the show - and remember people that no matter who you are, and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that make us all the same. You, me, them everybody. Everybody!

From memory, no less.
I don't know whether to be impressed or scared.
I am Elwood Blues. Except that I sing at a somewhat higher register.
Elwood would never be seen dead in a sparkly pink Ford, impostor!!
That wasn't the car Elwood was in. That was just a car that happened to be there. I mean sheesh, can't you recognise a beemer when you see one?

Elwood was in a silver mark V Escort.
You're actually referring to yourself-as-Elwood in the third person, aren't you?
Elwood reminds you that he does not suffer punks gladly.
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I always said cruising was risking your health unecessarily.
p-u-n-k-a

PUNKA!

Yes, you're a p-u-n-k-a

PUNKA!

:-p
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Don't they give you anything to *do* where you work?
They do, but I happen to be feeling spectacularly unmotivated today. :-/
"Did you do any work today, Niall?"

"No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
I meant to do that using this icon. Dammit.
... No. It ... it really doesn't.