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"You're not 55 anymore."

Shawn and his dad have a complicated relationship. But they both live to catch the bad guy. What happens when the two don't agree on who that bad guy is? In a case of a dead plastic surgery patient, this is the situation. In a case of  "c'mon son" writ large, will they let their rivalry stop them from doing their jobs? No. Of course they won't, don't be ridiculous.  Let's review...


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A lot of my time over the last two days has been taken up with Joe Hill's wonderful new novel, NOS4A2. This book is literally so fun that I finished it, then started it over again, and found myself staring hard at it as though I could somehow conjure more content with my mind. I just liked it SO MUCH. Everything about it.

Basically, the story starts with a guy named Charles Talent Manx the Third who, back in the 1930s, bought a Rolls-Royce Phantom limo which somehow allowed him to travel to and create a place called "Christmasland", a creepy little theme-park pocket dimension (or "inscape") he then began to ferry selected children to, sucking out all their youth and personality and leaving them with nothing but a kind of evil innocence, the sort that makes you think playing games with names like "scissors-for-the-drifter" and "bite-the-smallest" is just the best thing ever. The first inhabitants of Christmasland were his own daughters, Lorrie and Millie, but over the years he's stolen away over seventy more, with the help of various Renfields; when we first meet Manx, in 1995, he's over 113 years old and looks roughly forty, a bald, hickish, sharp-toothed beanpole in a limo driver's uniform who says things like "Good gravy!" or "That is a repugnant image," and always sounds super-cheerful, even when he's threatening to let his kids eat you alive.

(The vanity plates on his ride, BTW, are a joke--a reference to the fact that he took his first wife to Nosferatu on their first date. "That's how long ago it was, ha ha!" She later called him a vampire, accusing him of sucking their kids dry, but he "turned his frown upside-down" by rebranding himself with the NOS4A2 label. And killing her, one assumes, though he never quite cops to that. He also claims he's been married at least one other time since then.)

1995 is also the year Charlie runs into Vic McQueen, who has a totem item of her own--a covered bridge called "the Shorter Way" which no longer exists in real life, but which materializes in front of her whenever she's travelling at high speed (say on her favourite bike) and needs to find something. She then passes through the bridge and teleports to wherever this lost or needed thing can be found. One time, it's her mother's bracelet, which she thinks finding will stave off her parents' divorce; another time, it's a girl with a similar talent, because what she needs is someone to explain this whole "inscape" thing to her and convince her she isn't crazy. And one time, when she's in a really desperate mood and wants to do something heroic...it's the "Sleigh House", one of Charlie's real-world hideouts.

One way or the other, colliding with each other ruins both Charlie Manx and Vic McQueen's lives. Charlie ends up in a supermax prison, quickly aging back to actual 113-ness once he's been parted from his limo and banned from further entry into Christmasland, and lapsing into a progeriatric coma. Vic, OTOH, ends up living with sweet, fat Lou Carmody, the geeky dude who picked her up after she fled Charlie's house of horrors--they have a kid together, Wayne, and things might go okay, except for the fact that the Christmasland kids keep phoning her up to ask when Daddy's coming home. This makes her drink too much, take too many drugs, get tattooed all over, start maniacally pumping out a very successful series of children's books to stave off the calls, etc. Eventually, she puts all their phones in the stove, burns down their house and ends up in a mental hospital, then rehab. She removes herself from Wayne and Lou's lives because she doesn't want to destroy them, starts taking her meds, and tries to forget.

Then...Charlie's long-resold car suddenly wakes up, and drives over to his last Renfield's house. Charlie wakes up, seems to die, then walks out of the morgue and into the Rolls. And all three of them start coming for Vic, bent on taking Wayne to Christmasland. But Vic, putative craziness aside, is one slippery, badass lady, and she isn't about to let that happen without a fight...

This precis doesn't actually give everything away, believe it or not, because a lot of the pleasure of the book comes from the various characters' interactions, and the twists keep on coming. One way or the other, it reminded me strongly of Locke & Key, which is my favourite thing by Hill so far, and I found myself both thrilled and consistently amused, in an utterly black way. (For example, as Charlie gets younger again, he starts sort of shipping himself with Vic, comparing her favourably to his prickly first wife, a woman "like a bad case of poison ivy! I scratched 'til I bled, and then I came back and scratched some more!" "Do you think she is inclined to look favourably on older men?" he asks Wayne, who's sort of boggled by the idea. "She says I'm her boyfriend now," he replies. Charlie: "Oh, all mothers say the same!")

Anyhow, yeah: if you like a fast, mean ride on a cool machine, NOS4A2 is tops. It made me contact-high, in ways I really hope can translate to giving me a second wind on all my own projects.

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Star spends night with TV beauty Louise

One Direction’s Irish charmer, 19, has wooed her for weeks with flirty texts and calls.
And Niall — famed for hit albums Take Me Home and Up All Night — made his move as he sent a taxi to her West London pad to take her to his luxury North London home.
Posh Louise, 22, had such a good time she stayed until the following afternoon — missing a photoshoot with fella and co-star Andy Jordan, 23.
A source said last night: “Louise has gushed about Niall for weeks.
“She says he has the Irish gift of the gab and is very open about him being her celebrity crush.
“It started with jokey comments on Twitter, but now they text each other all the time.
“They were on the phone last week when he suggested she go over and sent a car. It was secretive and exciting.”
The fashion designer first became Twitter pals with him after going to a 1D London gig this year Meanwhile, Niall scored yesterday — as he and 1D pals Louis Tomlinson, 21, and Liam Payne, 19, trained with Cristiano Ronaldo’s Real Madrid.
Niall, whose band play the Spanish capital this week, called it “one of the best days of my life”.

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Guitarist on the birth of the band's latest LP, 'The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here'

For Jerry Cantrell, talking about the past is beyond old. After all, when his band of a quarter century, Alice in Chains, finally released its fourth LP in 2009, journalists and fans alike seemed more interested in exhuming history than talking about new co-lead singer William DuVall, or the surprisingly energized sound of Black Gives Way to Blue. The gab, of course, was about Layne Staley, the band's former frontman who died in 2002, and the circuitous and painful path on which their early '90s Seattle ascendance placed the band.

"A lot of the external questions were put to rest on Black Gives Way to Blue," says Cantrell. "And with the few internal ones we had, we'd proven to ourselves that we'd done the right thing. We're really proud, first and foremost, of how we handled ourselves through everything. We didn't pull any punches. We answered every question. We talked about every painful thing. We did all of that on that first record, facing everything and moving on. We did it with class and style, and we made a damn good record. We've always had a saying in this band that when you bet on yourself, you're going to win. And we've always bet on ourselves. We carried that into this record."

Back then, he endured it, but The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here should divert that chatter entirely: An assured, diverse, heated record with galvanized hooks, aggressive guitar solos, and one lugubrious ballad ("Scapel") that flickers like a distant candle. DuVall and Cantrell sing well with each other here — no, not like Staley and Cantrell, but like DuVall and Cantrell, two vocalists comfortable trading patient lead lines or settling in to back his counterpart.

For the better part of the next year, the band will be on the road behind these new songs. After that, Cantrell says, they'll rest and return to the studio — a relatively new quartet with more material left to make. "A really important lesson we've learned is to take things one step at a time and enjoy what you are doing now and keep your head in where you are now," Cantrell explains. "If you're looking too far down the road or too hard over your shoulder, you're going to fucking fall down."

We caught up with Cantrell on a tour stop in Milwaukee, where he explained why he won't be playing too much off the new record.

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Biggest-ever brick model to plug Disney show

Danish toymeister Lego has unveiled the largest model yet using its eponymous plastic chunks: a 43ft (13.1 meters) X-wing fighter that's a claimed 1:1 scale replica of George Lucas' Death Star destroyer, and is 42 times the size of the same kit that Lego offers to children (old and young).…

 
 
 
 
 
 

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The cost of your cloudy new console

Updated Microsoft has been quite cagey about its plans for games licensing on the new Xbox One, but multiple reports now suggest there's going to be very little incentive for a second-hand games market anymore, and buyers could get stung with extra charges.…

 
 
 
 
 
 

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A sofa and 29 inch TV, give away for free
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Above ground pool.
4 foot deep....24 feet across...round shape
Good Condition...liner used one season....have equipment, laddar and chemicals that will go with the pool...cover will need to be replaced in the fall. Pool will need to be cleaned befo [...]
 
 
 
 
 
 

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I have some full sized pieces and scrap pieces of wood. Most are pressure treated lumber that have been sitting out for a while... and some are non-pressure treated. There are a variety of sizes 4x4, 2x4, 1x6, 2x2, in a variety of lengths.
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Free double size mattress and boxspring. Used but clean, in good condition. No stains, no bugs. I just don't need this size any more. If interested, respond to email or call 919 815 7880. You must pick them up.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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I am moving and have 4 sewing machines in cabinets to go to good homes. I have (2) 60's Singers and (1) 20's Singer. Fourth, I can not recall brand, but from 20's and in nice carved cabinet.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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All items must be pick up tomorrow befor 3:00 pm , no reserve pick up as item available. You can call for address & info. (832) 515-7812.
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Absolutely legal and completely free. Come to Estatibles at 10500 Glenwood Ave, Raleigh, NC 27617. Open mon-sat 10-5 and until 7pm on Tues & Thurs. Jeremiah Weed key chains.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Jack is a 14 year old thoroughbred available free to a good home where he can reside in a pasture. He CANNOT be ridden. He went lame a few months ago and the cause is unknown but he is pasture sound. I am looking for him a home where he can stay in a [...]
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Large carpet and pad in very good condition. No stains that I could see. Shadings in pics are due to shadows. Carpet is sized 26ft x 16.5ft and is beige. Was previously pet free until one dog moved in a few weeks ago. Always smoke free. Only reason f [...]
 
 
 
 
 
 

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If you have a grill you don't need, my wife and I are looking for one. I can never seem to catch one that has been listed before someone else gets it. If you could help I would be greatfull. Thanks for not flagging as we truely need this. I'm not one [...]
 
 
 
 
 
 
I have feelings about Nashville, and I feel compelled to share them with the internets. I thought I might love this show, and then it started and I was very lukewarm, powered only by Tami Taylor residuals, but I have to tell you, it slowly grew under my skin until I couldn't let it go, and then they produced a season final deserving of the name.

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Someone else mentioned this book and I thought, hey, I've heard of that. Only I can't find it, nor can I remember enough about it to search it out. With help, I've located a Chinese book with this as part of its title, but that's not the right one. The trouble with remembering the story is that what keeps coming to mind is a story I know is called Wizard of the Pigeons. For both books, what I remember isn't so much the plot as the feeling. WotP is an urban fantasy. I feel as if WoG should be non-urban, possibly set in the mountains. It could potentially also be a short story. I haven't a clue when I would've read it.

Any ideas?

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The Viking's Adrian Peterson is no fan of gay marriage

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The Young and the Restless Will Air Jeanne Cooper Tribute On Tuesday, May 28!



Cast members and friends of the beloved actress, including Melody Thomas Scott, Christian Le Blanc, Tracey Bregman, Eric Braeden and THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL’s John McCook, as well as family members such as her son, Corbin Bernsen, recently gathered on set to shoot a celebration of the life of their late friend, who passed away earlier this month at the age of 84.

Cooper, who portrayed Katherine Chancellor for more than 39 years, was the show’s longest-running cast member. As part of the tribute episode, the cast will share their favorite memories of working with Cooper, along with personal recollections of their friendships with her.

Jill Farren Phelps in an interview with TV Guide: "We'll serve tea and let everyone talk and cry and laughs and share and we'll find the best photos and clips we can get our hands on and edit it all together into a beautiful celebration episode. This is all for Jeanne. And then later we will deal with the death of Kay Chancellor. We've already written the show into July, so it will take some time before we can address her departure on air. In the meantime, there will be references in the script that Katherine and her husband Murphy are off somewhere on a trip."

"We have not yet decided how Kay's life will actually end," Phelps said, "but we are talking a bit already about what she will leave in her wake. It will be something that will leave the memory of Kay Chancellor deeply embedded in everyone in Genoa City. What happens to Chancellor Industries? What decisions did Kay make in the event of her death? The ramifications need to be big."



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The office of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona, improperly targeted Hispanics in patrols for undocumented immigrants, a judge finds.
 
 
 
 
 
 


Ever look back at your old family photos and wonder, what the heck was I thinking? Well, no matter how outrageous your photos are, they can't compete with these shots, inspired by the Internet jewel Awkward Family Photos: the brood of Bridesmaids scene-stealer Maya Rudolph and redneck-comedy king Danny McBride

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Bill Hader Wears the 6 Best Polos for Summer


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Inside The 48 Hours Before Amanda Bynes’ Arrest — Drugs, Paranoia & Head Shaving!

Amanda Bynes was on a troubling downward spiral in the 48 hours leading up to her arrest on Thursday night and RadarOnline.com has exclusive details about the drugs she was taking, the paranoia that ensued and why she shaved her head.

After authorities said they initially responded to Amanda’s apartment because of a report of a disorderly person, it was revealed that a caller told police the former Nickelodeon star was rolling a marijuana joint and smoking it, in the lobby of The Biltmore on W. 47th Street.

When officers arrived and confronted Amanda she threw a bong out of her 36th floor window — which she claimed Friday morning in court was a vase — but sources tell Radar that was the beginning of the end for Amanda.

“In the last couple days leading up to Amanda’s arrest she was pretty out of control. At this point everyone knows she smokes marijuana, but it’s the combination of that weed with Ecstasy, Percocet and Roxicontin that is really making her crazy,” a source close the 27-year-old told Radar.

“And Amanda doesn’t just do a little bit of these drugs, she does a lot and it makes her delusional and erratic, which is exactly what happened before she was arrested.”
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Dog school went really well today with Fezzik and Puccini (keep in mind he is an 11-yo Maltese who was most likely not carefully bred) only had two teeth extracted during his dental apt yesterday. This brings Puccini's total number of extracted teeth to six*, which considering I know of a 6-yo min-pin who had fourteen teeth out in a single apt, is really not bad.

OTOH I finally ordered a Squiggle-It brand tug toy because Fezzik likes the ones at school and they sent me a pink one -- you can't select colors -- I am so not a pink girl. Maybe I can stain it with some blue drink mix....

*And most of the other teeth came out at his first dental apt right after we got him.

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Amanda Bynes' newest mugshot is here. Us Weekly has obtained one of the first copies of the 27-year-old star's booking photo, taken at the Midtown Precinct North station in NYC at 7:42 p.m. on Thursday, May 23.

In the photo, the All That actress wears a platinum blonde wig, little-to-no makeup and a surly, upward expression. (TMZ posted a second mugshot -- in which police asked Bynes to remove the wig, revealing a buzzed short haircut.) In just her latest bust, the former child star was arrested at her NYC high-rise after building personnel noticed her smoking in the building's lobby; when cops arrived at her apartment, Bynes quickly threw her bong out the window.

She was taken to Roosevelt Hospital for psychiatric evaluation and then to the police station, where she was booked for marijuana possession, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence.

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Paz de la Huerta spoke to NEW YORK MAGAZINE about the meaning behind a new photobook by her friend Alexandra Carr that was shot in 2009. The former Boardwalk Empire actress was going through a difficult breakup and “The Birds Didn’t Die over the Winter” because one day Paz woke up and heard birds chirping, and realized that life goes on over winter. “This book, in a way, is about the end of suffering,” Paz said. “I love myself for the first time of my life. So as David Bowie killed off Ziggy Stardust, I killed off [my past self], whatever you want to call her.”

She goes on:

"I thought life had been dead and all of a sudden great things started happening to me. I went into the void and my life was starting to change for the better and I wasn’t living my life for a man. I was living my life for me. I don’t consider myself an actress. I find myself more of an emoter. I read this book and Buddha’s definition of enlightenment is the end of suffering. Now is the time for light and happiness. I’ve never truly been happy and it’s kind of a cycle that started at 17 and ended at 27. I was closing a dark chapter of my life and now I feel I’ve been enlightened and I’m a different person now."

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azealia who? nicki who? katie holmes who? mods this needs to be accepted because katie is the new kween of hip hop & r&b tbh she's been getting alot of press on these hipster blogs & i think ontd would love her so #leggo & lets get her a tag too please?

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This blog post is written to support a piece of my Year of the Author Platform workshop that’s running for Queensland Writers Centre today, breaking down the anatomy of an individual blog post for the participants. However, since I’m a waste-not, want-not kind of guy, I’m sharing it here in case anyone else gets some use out of it.

Since my readership consists of folks who are enormously smart about this sort of thing, I’m also going to use this as an opportunity to grab some feedback. Is there anything I should be telling these folks that I didn’t? Any resources you’d recommend? We’ve got a team of hungry aspiring writers who are eager to siphon your brainjuices, folks, so feel free to throw your two cents in once we hit the comments.

Alright, here we go. Strap yourselves in folks, ’cause we’re going to get meta.

Things to Pay Attention To Above This Text

1) CATEGORY

There’s a handful of things to pay attention to above the first paragraph of this post. The title is the obvious one, but it’s also worth paying attention to the category that appears just above the title, “Blatant Self Promotion.” Categories are a way of sorting web content on an individual site and tend to be very broad – I’ve used this one ’cause I’m also being a bit cheeky and using one Platform building activity (running a workshop) to direct people towards another platform building activity (checking out my website).

Category may not appear above the post in your individual site – its a function of the site design I picked for Petermball.com – but it’s definitely an option on most wordpress builds and it’s a surprisingly powerful tool (which, admittedly, I’ve mishandled on this site for the most part).

2) BY AUTHOR

Another thing that’s worth checking is the “By Author” section. This is a little thing, but its worth checking that you’ve created an account that syncs with your author name, rather than using the default names that blogging platforms tend to create. There’s nothing weirder than going to an author site and seeing everything being posted by “admin.”

Of course, if you’re reading this after the weekend of the 25-26th, the above paragraph will make less sense as I tend to keep “by Author turned off on my website. This is because I’m usually the only person whose writing and posting things to this blog.

3) WEB ADDRESS

This will only work if you’ve logged directly into the post, so if you’re reading this from my home page, click on the title of the post and come on over to the permalink.Once you’ve done that, note that the web address attached to the post uses the title as part of the direct link: http://www.petermball.com/2013/05/25/the-anatomy-of-a-blog-post

Wordpress doesn’t do this as a default, it’s an option you have to set. If you don’t, then your blog posts tend to be identified by a number, which is far less sexy. This is one of those little things its worth double-checking, just like the Author, because it makes your site look a little cleaner.

4) POST TIME

All going well, this has gone live at 11:45 on Saturday morning, the 25th of May. I haven’t gone near the computer in order to make this happen, since we’ve been discussing blogging styles for the last two hours, which I’m calling out here ’cause I really want to highlight the power of scheduling posts in advance.

Things to Pay Attention To in the Body of the Post

5) THE HEADERS

See how I’ve broken things down with sub-headings through the post? These are a function of using the Heading HTML Code, which tells a computer that certain things should be be displayed differently (for the human readers)  and read differently (if you’re a robot scanning the web for content). Header’s become your key words and phrases when it comes to telling places like Google what your post is about. This is a really nice breakdown of how it works.

You’ll need to figure out how to set up headers on your blogging software of choice, but it’s generally in the dropdown options under “Paragraph” when you’re drafting.

6) THE LINKS

I tend to throw a whole bunch of links into a post, pretty much any time there’s something relevant or worth following up on. There’s a bunch of reasons this is a good idea, based on the discussions we’ve had about in the workshop about blogging authority and being a useful internet citizen.

7) THE REQUEST

Scroll back to the second paragraph of this post and you’ll notice that I’ve put a request for comments in there. This is because I like comments, ’cause comments have the potential to be useful as an added resource in a blog post like this, and because it gives people an incentive to keep reading.

8) THE SUMMARY

So one of the second-last things that’ll occur at the end of this post is a summary of what people have just read, reminding them why this sort of thing is useful.

Things to Pay Attention To at the End of the Post

9) THE REQUEST, REDUX

So that request I made for comments at the top of this blog post? I’m going to reiterate it down in the bottom, just to make it clear that I’m really, really happy to hear people’s feedback on this topic.

10) SOCIAL MEDIA TOOLS

There’s a whole range of options for linking this post, quick and easy. I’m favouring facebook, twitter, and email, but the other options are there in the Share This section of the link salad at the end.

These aren’t a standard for every blog yet, but dear god, they totally should be. Part of my day-job for the Australian Writer’s Marketplace involves curating a bunch of writing and publishing links for our twitter stream, which gets a fair amount of click through. It’s a job that needs to be done fast, which means that posts I’m on the fence about including get dropped off if they don’t have the easy social media links to work with.

11) USING THE ARCHIVE

It’s a pretty basic thing, but when you hit the bottom of this post it’ll give you a link to the post that occurred before it and the one that’ll come after it. Basically, it’s there to encourage the reader to keep exploring and to make it easy for them to do so.

12) TAGS

The young sibling of Categories. Basically a chance to really break down some of the key components/ideas in your post and make it easier to see. I tend to have a bit of fun with my tags, but if you click on What I Did With My Weekend you’ll see how it works.

The Thing You Can’t See

13) META-DATA/SEO

And finally, there’s the invisible part of this blog post: meta-data and SEO, which stands for Search Engine Optimization. Your site generates a fair amount of this automatically for you these days, but it’s worth being aware that they exist and have the potential to impact on the way search engines find data.

And that’s it….the anatomy of a blog post

One of the key things I’m stressing in today’s workshop is that blogging is both a publishing tool and an unfamiliar form for most writers, and when you’re setting out to learn how to write blog posts it’s rather like learning the form of a short story or a poem. You learn how to write these things by learning how to read them – looking at the way people have utilized narrative and form.

Blogging is just like that. Certain traits have built up over time because they work, but they also become invisible once you’ve learned them. This is an attempt to highlight some of the thing we don’t always think about, so the YoAPpers (as they’re known around the office) have a list of things to start paying attention to when they find blogs they like. It’s a checklist for figuring out why things that work may be working, or why the posts that don’t work are failing. 

It’s not the whole story, but it’s a baseline. If I’ve missed anything, let me know.

More importantly, if you’ve got some hard-won advice you’d like to pass on to new bloggers, add it into the commentary and I’ll pass it along.

Originally published at PeterMBall.com. Please leave any comments there.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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The X Factor probably won’t ever be the cultural phenomenon that Simon Cowell envisioned when he brought the British hit across the pond in the fall of 2011, but that fact doesn’t worry Fox soon-to-exit reality chief Mike Darnell.

“There are so many singing shows on right now. There’s just too much of it,” Darnell told TVLine in an interview just 48 hours prior to announcing that he’ll step down from his role at Fox in June. “Yes, Idol was down this season, but if you look at The Voice, it’s been down five weeks in a row, too.” (For the record, Idol‘s Season 12 finale drew 14.3 million total viewers and a 3.6 demo rating, down 33 and 44 percent from Season 11′s coronation night; The Voice‘s most recent Tuesday outing [10 mil/3.1] dipped 5 and 11 percent week-to-week).

With those numbers in mind, “your expectations have to be lowered,” Darnell told TVLine when asked about The X Factor‘s upcoming third season, which will kick off this September. “If its ratings stayed where they were at [for its Season 2 finale], we’d be very happy.” (The X Factor‘s Season 2 performance finale snagged 8.3 million total viewers and a 2.7 demo rating, down 26 and 18 percent versus Season 1′s final sing-off.)

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Today was our actual National Specialty. Results:
Both dogs qualified in Rally Novice, Pi was 96, Tess 93 points. 3rd and 4th place. We tried obedience, Pi was clueless, and excused. I won't try it with him tomorrow. Tess was a little stressy, and nowhere near qualifying, but not embarrassing. Though I hear she did cry on the stays.

BOTH dogs tried to mug the same person who was being a post for figure 8's. I told her she can't be in the ring with my dogs anymore.

Tess was Best Opposite in Veteran Sweeps. Yay! Big ribbons. Today's sweeps judge was my best hope, he likes fit dogs. We may not do any more.

Pi was 3 of 4 in bred by. There are some nice dogs here, it's not like we lost to crap. Tess was 2nd of 2 in Veterans.

Tomorrow, more of the same! Plus, agility! I hope Tess holds out, she was getting a little tired by her last ring time today. Still plenty of pep to chase Pirate around the dog run back at the hotel, though.

 
 
 
 
 
 

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The hellhounds have stopped eating again.

I had another four-hours-of-sleep night last night.

The vets had only had some of the lab results back today, not including campylobacter, which is the miscreant both the senior vets like the best.*

It is now the weekend.  It is, furthermore, another bank holiday weekend.  This means we won’t have the rest of the info till Tuesday earliest, and since stuff always backs up over a long weekend, Wednesday is likelier.  Or Thursday.

You’ll forgive me if I don’t feel like writing a proper blog entry tonight.

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* Note that I don’t think it will be this easy.  We tested for all the usual suspects six years ago and came up negative.  And then I took them off cereals, which improved the situation sufficiently that it was possible to believe that what remained was a combination of the notorious sighthound bad attitude toward food and the damage done to their guts from having spent most of their first two years eating something they were fearfully allergic to.

 
 
 
 
 
 
title; rating: ain't no shadow (gonna be an early spring); r
fandom, pairing; count: the killing, holder/linden; ~1200
notes: written for ozmissage for the countdown to the killing meme
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( You are about to view content that may only be appropriate for adults. )
 
 
 
 
 
 
Title: Bel Canto
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 7.6k out of 126k
Betas: vyctori, seijichan, lifeonmars
Disclaimer: Do not own.
Summary: After years of waiting for wealthy patrons to faint, Dr John Watson discovers a far more interesting patient in the opera house basement. (AU through a Phantom of the Opera lens.)
Warnings: Violence, internalized homophobia, eventual character death

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I read this mystery / suspense novel back in the late '60s or thereabouts, and it may have been several years old at that time.  Here is what i think i remember about it.

A young British woman is searching for her brother, who disappeared while in Finland (or somewhere in Northern Europe). She travels to the place she knew he last was known to be to search for him. She gets involved with a local man there who was also searching for her brother. The part that sticks in my mind is he tells her to call him by his last name, because she would not be able to pronounce his first name.

I think the author was British. I had thought it was Mary Stewart, but did not find a synopsis online of a story like this.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Genre: Youtube video.
Pairing: Sherlock/John

Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction. BBC Sherlock does not belong to me, I just play in their Baker Street.
Summary: Sherlock has a problem, well sort of, John has got to his heart and as he tells himself he shouldn't let it happen to him. It goes a bit post Reichenbach at the end.
(This was created for my beta as a thank you and Mad about the Boy features in my fanfic)
Creators note: Mad about the Boy was written by Noel Coward to an unknown male screen idol. Though it is usually sung by a woman it has an unsung verse that reveals it is actually a man singing it- well- I restored the man into it with a little audio trickery-. ;-) Also: I hit a small problem with the line. "I'm so ashamed of it" I didn't want it to seem like something homophobic, so chose to interpret it as Sherlock trying to talk himself out of his attraction but failing obviously as his heart is lost to John.

Watch here.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Because the last day of school was YESTERDAY! \O/

I know I don't mention it but if I ever seem ungrateful about how I don't have to worry about money as much, I don't mean it, I am IN ALL WAYS INCREDIBLY AND ASTOUNDINGLY GRATEFUL that my family is financially (and emotionally) stable enough for me to continue living with them. Also I'm pretty good at knowing how to spend my money and on what. So when I say 'woo unemployed!' I mean this job has provided me with enough income to last me through the summer if I don't manage to find another job, so I'm not going to stress it too much. (sorry if this seems out of the blue, i've had friends accuse me of having a ~secret credit card~ that my parents pay off which, no, wtf, NO.  

But anyway yeah! Yesterday I spent five hours of my life in charge of drinks at a 6th and 7th grade picnic doing my best to ignore older women who wanted to complain about students behind their backs. Listen, I don't know that kid's life, I'm guessing you probably don't give a shit enough to know either, let's maybe chalk up some minor behavioral problems to Being A Hormonal Preteen and chill the fuck out. *hands*

And NOW I am freeee. (Though that same lady invited me up on the roof to blow bubbles after school with the rest of the teachers...which...i declined... (one of them had a pineapple wrapped in tissue paper. I don't want to know.))

YAYAYAYAYAY
 
 
 
 
 
 
At the park this afternoon, Morgan climbed up a stair for the first time! And then climbed all the way to the top of the play structure, and had me slide her down in my lap, and then crawled around to the stairs and did it again, and then again (pausing to investigate the rocket ship sliding thing on the way), and was starting on a fourth when she got distracted by the bigger girls pretending to be dogs.

Doesn't do things by halves, this baby.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wow, after a loooong hiatus, we have another new Readaloud chapter!  Go--right now--and listen to Mariah reading Chapter 6 from The Thief.

In this chapter, our intrepid travelers enter the Sea of Olives, poor Sophos gets whacked while sparring with Ambiades (who is jealous over a cloak), Gen steals a comb and receives a well-deserved punch, and the Magus tells the story of Eugenides and the Sky God's thunderbolts.  Gen, meanwhile, is happy with his gutter slang and half-swallowed words, bless his deceitful little heart.  Whew, Mariah hangs in there with a long chapter and reads with feeling and verve.

You must be a member of the community to access the Readaloud post.  Take a look at the post if you'd like to claim a chapter for your own.  Clever Mariah also found this awesome site that allows you to record straight from your computer with no special equipment--you don't even have to set up an account.  It's super easy! vocaroo.com
 
 
 
 
 
 

http://feeds.sciencedaily.com/~r/sciencedaily/~3/Ylh9qmVdgkc/130524180252.htm

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/05/130524180252.htm

Two of Alaska's most active volcanoes -- Pavlof and Cleveland -- are currently erupting. At the time of this post, their activity continues at low levels, but energetic explosions could occur without warning. Located close to the western end of the Alaska Peninsula, Pavlof is one of the most active volcanoes in the Aleutian arc, having erupted more than 40 times since the late 1700's.
 
 
 
 
 
 

It occurs to me very belatedly that I never got through all of this year's Yuletide stories -- my browser kept crashing when I tried to keep lots of tabs open, and eventually I forgot about it. But here is another installment of stories that I liked, in the following fandoms:

The Hollow Crown (Shakespeare history plays), King Thrushbeard (fairy tale), Liáo zhâi zhì yì | Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio - Pú Sônglíng, Macbeth - Shakespeare, Mansfield Park - Jane Austen, Measure For Measure - Shakespeare, Milky Way (Anthropomorfic), Les Misérables - Victor Hugo

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It may not be the most thrilling Doctor Who story, but The Monster of Peladon deserves some credit for being so brazen about its limitations. Where else to imprison your lead characters but a communications room? They can find that radio contact with the outside worlds is jammed, but can watch the action elsewhere on black and white television monitors (a primitive planet, Peladon, though in real life there were sound practical reasons for their use) and receive messages from gloating villains. Unable to manage forced perspective in the studio? Just get the actors to behave as if you can and the audience will believe that the model citadel a foot or so away from them is half a mile off... Ice Warrior costumes looking worn? Just paint them even more green than usual and give their commander a glittery cape. Azaxyr is definitely from the glam rock faction on Mars. As for politics, solve the miners' strike by making their leader the head of the government and maybe give him a peerage... Some good development for Alpha Centauri, though it and Sarah Jane do an awful lot of standing around and talking while watching the aforementioned monitors.

Also posted at http://sir-guinglain.dreamwidth.org/603042.html.
 
 
 
 
 
 

http://www.pepysdiary.com/diary/1660/05/24/

Up, and made myself as fine as I could, with the Linning stockings on and wide canons that I bought the other day at Hague. Extraordinary press of noble company, and great mirth all the day. There dined with me in my cabin (that is, the carpenter’s) Dr. Earle and Mr. Hollis, the King’s Chaplins, Dr. Scarborough, Dr. Quarterman, and Dr. Clerke, Physicians, Mr. Darcy, and Mr. Fox (both very fine gentlemen), the King’s servants, where we had brave discourse.

Walking upon the decks, where persons of honour all the afternoon, among others, Thomas Killigrew (a merry droll, but a gentleman of great esteem with the King), who told us many merry stories: one, how he wrote a letter three or four days ago to the Princess Royal, about a Queen Dowager of Judaea and Palestine, that was at the Hague incognita, that made love to the King, &c., which was Mr. Cary (a courtier’s) wife that had been a nun, who are all married to Jesus.

At supper the three Drs. of Physic again at my cabin; where I put Dr. Scarborough in mind of what I heard him say about the use of the eyes, which he owned, that children do, in every day’s experience, look several ways with both their eyes, till custom teaches them otherwise. And that we do now see but with one eye, our eyes looking in parallel lines.

After this discourse I was called to write a pass for my Lord Mandeville to take up horses to London, which I wrote in the King’s name,1 and carried it to him to sign, which was the first and only one that ever he signed in the ship Charles. To bed, coming in sight of land a little before night.

Footnotes

  1. This right of purveyance was abolished in Charles’s reign.

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